8 years of experience in conjuring words out of thin air.

And while I would describe my writing ability as REALLYYYY great, I have to, unfortunately, say I hate adverbs.

Why do I hate adverbs? Well, it's cos I'm a pretentious snob who read Stephen King once and can't stop regurgitating how the road to hell is paved with them.

And no, adverbs have never caused me harm. Poor Adverbs.